My motors are the best nobody can use.

May 18, 2004 13 Replies

Hi.... My name is Jerry Imaswine. I and my friend David WeenieSucker are really mad because people won't let me sell my SwineOmotors. They are pigalicious and just plain phat. My new motor is a very low impulse red motor that burns for 5 minutes. Any resemblance to a common road flare is a coincidence. I'm in the process of suing all of the road flare mfg's because I invented it first at almost the exact moment that I invented HPR rocketry. I will sue them for $40,000 dollars. No reason it just sounded like a good number. If you would like to order some of my fine motor products please log on my InstaShit page and order away. Please allow 4-6 weeks for delivery along with multiple emails where I accuse you of stealing from me even though nothing will ever be sent out.


Ever get the impression the trolls have a crush on me or something?

-dave w

I doubt he considers that a negative.

Jerry

An actual on-topic post.

I used to offer hybrids until they were not certified. They have since become certified under the name of the prime contractor.

I generally do not fly hybrids myself as I am an APCP solids bigot.

I really enjoy watching hybrids, especially those from Dave Griffith since he has such a wide variety of fuel and co-fuel arrangements. I also like Jeff Jacobs' hybrids because they are FAST. Almost as good as a solid.

I really have my eye on West Coast Hybrids as he has some innovative ideas that I think will translate well to market.

I am "working on" a humungous hybrid (not for performance, but for BDR).

Even the diameter is not yet finalized, but either 9 or 12 inches. Clearly for flight at Mojave.

I figure if you are going to pass gas, one should be utterly flatulent.

Jerry

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Hate to tell you this but this statement is partially true......

Didn't Al Gore play a part in the invention of HPR? I believe I read this on a Yahoo message board. ;) DR

Was there anywhere that I stated it wasn't true? So don't be a hater.

And don't forget the light bulb, the integrated circuit and Salvo to boot....

Excuse me please. I did a webseach for "InstaShit" and couldn't find any rocket motor sites. Is this a typo?

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