----- Subject: DVLA warning
New Rule with Immediate Effect
In order to assist other motorists in identifying potentially dangerous drivers, it is now compulsory for anyone with a lower than average driving ability and/or IQ to display a warning flag. The flag (consisting of a red cross on a white background) will be attached to the top of at least one door of their vehicle. For drivers of exceptionally low ability, additional flags are required.
Hi Jane,
You forgot to add the legal requirement for such flags to have a fixture enabling them to be flown at half-mast at a later date.
Martin.
On 21/05/2006 11:36, Jane Sullivan said,
The old ones are the best!
It wont be that late, three games and the return tickets will be booked!!!
Hahaha! So true.
*looks distainfully at neighbours car* *sighs* *goes back to lurking...*"Jane Sullivan" wrote
The old ones are the best! ;-)
John.
"Piemanlarger" wrote
Quite probably, but the old adage - if you can't stand the heat stay out of the kitchen - seems to have applied to Wales.
John.
All London brothels have a blue light above the door.
Ah, I see we're back to helpful advice to tourists from ISIHAC (back next week).
Next round is the model railway enthusiast's ball.
Would you welcome please, Mr & Mrs Nd-Platform, and their daughter Isla...
Older than that - Gerard Hoffnung.
Is that a raffle or a dance?
Mr & Mrs Gin-Driver and their daughter Ann.
*SIGH* We had this before Euro 2004 and maybe even WC2002. Just because someone wants to show their support for their national team. Where's the harm? You'd really hate it here in Ireland, where supporters of just about Gaelic football County team fly flags from their cars *every* summer!
Del
Derek Heath wrote in news:e4qkjs$cs7$ snipped-for-privacy@reader01.news.esat.net:
Talk about slow, 'till you mentioned that I was wondering what Jane had against ambulance drivers. 8-0
I sincerely hope that England makes the final, I want to take my kids to Legoland. The golf courses in Watford were certainly empty yesterday but the rain might have had something to do with that aswell.
Kevin
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