more amore

Dec 11, 2006 Last reply: 19 years ago 1 Replies

When a chip hits your eye like a crazy horse fly That's amore When the cutter starts to whine like a dog on a line That's amore Blanks will fly-ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling And you'll say "What the hella" Phones will ring tippy-tippy-ting, tippy-tippy-ting Like a gay bordella


When the plug jams a spool and you looka like a fool That's amore When you think you've done sweet but the wrench hits your feet You're in love When you smack down in a dream but you know you're not Dreaming anymor'eh Scuzza me, but you see, I've lost my keys! That's amore


When the van starts to die on the 25th try That's amore When the tires start to shine like grapes on a vine That's amore Debtors will call-ring-a-ling-a-ling, ring-a-ling-a-ling And you'll say "later fella" Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay Like a sad tarantella


When a Marks makes you drool like a key-cuttin' fool That's amore When you now own the street cause the others you beat You're in love When you beat them in a dream but you know you're not beating signore Scuzza me, but you see, lets cut a key That's amore Lucky fella


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On very rare occasions, there is a gem posted to Usenet which is really priceless. This is such an occasion. Just delightful.

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