As promised, its time to handle these bastards who refuse to stop ridiculing me. Ive IDed two of them and it turns out theyre close by! I hereby invite all my friends to join me this Saturday in a convoy to take out these perps once and for all! BYOPH (bring your own pipes and hammers) or I can supply your preferred implement. Free Monster and Dew in exchange for a small donation. Door prizes galore, your choice of dogs or links to free sailboats. Outdoor #1 is unlimited but please do your #2 business before you arrive as flushing capability is expected to be in short supply... very short supply....shrug No need to RSVP, just show your nym registration at the door. Consider this your audition for the Great Cull. Perform well on Saturday and be assured of a top position in the post cull government. Be there or be square! VBG
Calling all friends
Apr 26, 2017
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The dog ate my card. Will this pose a problem? LOL
I can accept a SNAP card, welfare card, proof of unpaid power bill, notice of eviction, or any expired vehicle registration as a substitute....shrug
How about an unpaid property tax lien notice?
I haven't one of those either. Maybe goofy can lend me one of his. There certainly seems to be an ample supply...
Oh yes! That will entitle you to ride shotgun in my war wagon. So long as you don't mind us using the plates off your vehicle...shrug I'll get to work on an engineering solution to the transfer.
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