Lawyer Hunting Regulations

Regulations For Hunting Attorneys (Bill to Regulate the Hunting and Harvesting of Attorneys PC 370.00)

370.01 Any person with a valid instate rodent or snake hunting license may also hunt and harvest attorneys for recreational and sport (noncommercial) purposes. torneys within 100 yards of BMW,

370.02 Taking of attorneys with traps or dead-falls is permitted. The use of United States currency as bait, however, is prohibited.

370.03 The willful killing of attorneys with a motor vehicle is prohibited, unless such vehicle is an ambulance being driven in reverse. If an attorney is accidentally struck by a motor vehicle, the dead attorney should be removed to the roadside, and the vehicle should proceed diately to the nearest car wash.

370.04 It is unlawful to chase, herd or harvest attorneys from a power boat, helicopter or aircraft.

370.05 It is unlawful to shout ?WHIPLASH! ? ?AMBULANCE!? or ?FREE SCOTCH!? for the purposes of trapping attorneys.

370.06 It is unlawful to hunt at- Mercedes or Porsche dealerships, except on Wednesday afternoon.

370.07 It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards of courtrooms, law libraries, health clubs, country clubs, hospitals or brothels.

370.08 If an attorney gains elective office, it is not necessary to have a license to hunt, trap or possess the same.

370.09 It is unlawful for a hunter to wear a disguise as a reporter, accident victim, physician, chiropractor or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting attorneys.

370.10 Bag and Possession Limits per day: Yellow-bellied sidewinders,

2; Two-faced tortfeasors, 1; Backstabbing divorce litigators, 3; Homrimmed cut-throats, 2; Minutiae-advocating dirtbags, 4. Honest attorneys protected (Endangered Species Act).

ARS 8007.21 It is illegal to take attorneys with a moving vehicle unless there are no measurable skid marks at the kill site.

Good one! And ... OT, but not political - go figure .

Bob

I always thought that assault on a lawyer by a paying client should be a misdemeanor, maximally punishable by the equivalent to that state's fine for parking in a handicapped zone.

And thus demeaning the handicapped? Shame on you...

Jon

Assaulting a lawyer? Doesn't that deserve an award?

Harvest all those Republicans! Then maybe we can have our country back.

Thanks for the advise, Runner, you coward.

Dan

Damn! It was OT, but not political & "Dan" (WTF is "Dan"?) turns it political. Bob

Here's a few since your in the mood:

Jake A. Norton Attorney at Law

163 West Main Street Dothan, Alabama 36301 Phone: (334) 793-1555 Fax: (334) 793-8280 Email: snipped-for-privacy@cochranfirm.com Areas of Practice: Personal Injury Bar Admissions: Alabama Bar, 2005 RKBA Organizational Memberships: NRA

Paul Young Attorney at Law P.O. Box 311368 Enterprise, Alabama 36331 Phone: (334) 347-0843 Fax: (334) 347-8275 Email: paulyoung -at- entercomp.com Areas of Practice: Criminal Defense, Domestic Relations & Personal Injury Bar Admissions: Alabama Bar, 1979 RKBA Organizational Memberships: Benefactor Member NRA

Alan Korwin Bloomfield Press

4718 E. Cactus #440 Phoenix, AZ 85032 Phone: (602) 996-4020 Fax: (602) 494-0679 Orders: (800) 707-4020 Website: email: snipped-for-privacy@gunlaws.com Source for gun law books and information. Alan also maintains a list of AZ gun-rights attorneys.

Monique Shana Hill Southern California Institute of Law Building

877South Victoria, Suite 218 Ventura, CA 93003 Internet Email: snipped-for-privacy@hilldefense.com Areas of practice: Criminal Defense, including firearms cases. Bar Admission: California 1996 RKBA Organizational Memberships: NRA life member, Women Against Gun Control, Firearms referral for Beverly Hills Bar Assoc. Lawyer Referral and Ventura Co. Lawyer Referral, Lawyer's Second Amendment Society.

and many more...

-- Bill

No. You can assault handicapped attorneys too. Equaly opportunity, ADA, and just plain fairness and good manners, demand no less.

KG

Only four?? I thought you'd at least post a link to the ABA membership list. That'd be a good start. Then we could look for individual state and local bar associations.

KG

Those are covered under the Good Lawyer section of the law.

The Bad Lawyer section tends to be largely Democrat and in many cases..Congressmen with law degrees.

But...I thought you understood that? Are you as stupid as your statement makes you appear?

Or are you a lawyer?

Ill bet you are a Demonrat, no matter what you are.

Gunner

There are good lawyers that go hunting. There are bad lawyers that collect guns, but won't hunt. Then there are the really bad lawyers that won't do either.

Only a blowhard Demonrat would use Good Lawyers as examples of bad lawyers. Hell son..they dont even VOTE Demonrat, so how could they be bad?

Gunner