OT - guns at church - "open-carry service"

On Mon, 29 Jun 2009 21:33:43 -0400, the infamous "Ed Huntress" scrawled the following:

Who says Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor? He really needs one, what with all those JFs out there nowadays, wot?

-- Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass; it's about learning how to dance in the rain. --Anon

I think perhaps He would carry a Smith & Wesson .500 Magnum. I have noticed that the first shot with one of these is very often accompanied by the shooter crying out His name or invoking something Holy -- as in "Holy shit!"

LOL, speaking of cheeks, many years ago, my cousin, a very nice looking blond saw them coming. She answered the door, wearing a 7 foot boa constrictor, and little else! The JWs ran, and ran, until they went out of sight, never to return!

Steve R.

Why should Wes tell you? Some things need to be learned, first hand.

I hope someday to ask him.

Wes

Or his Fathers name along with reference to a water retention device.

Wes

Are we talking about draft dodgers now?

I have a Ruger Super Blackhawk w/ 10" barrel, NOT a shoulder holster weapon!

That might work, but it's a lot of weight on the belt.

David

Where is she, I think I need to spread the word of the Universal Life Church... or something.

David

Only partially, a bit Scots-Irish somewhere back there.

I tried to sin once by eating spuds, but through the miracle of transubstantiation, the hash browns were converted to parsnips.

David

Do you hope to do that soon, or is later better? Considering their wish to go to Heaven, most Xtians seem reluctant to make the journey.

David

Probably: "Don't limp-wrist it!"

On Mon, 29 Jun 2009 22:46:55 -0700, the infamous "Steve R." scrawled the following:

Bwahahahahaha! Ah, the Eve approach. I love it!

I've been tempted to answer the door naked, too, when I see them approach, but I'm afraid of scaring the neighbors, too.

-- Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass; it's about learning how to dance in the rain. --Anon

On Tue, 30 Jun 2009 03:26:19 -0400, the infamous Wes scrawled the following:

Have you been drinking, Wes? I've failed to grok either of your last two posts. 'Splain, please!

(Father's name + water retention device?)

-- Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass; it's about learning how to dance in the rain. --Anon

Strap sez: "Have you been drinking, Wes? I've failed to grok either of your last two posts. 'Splain, please!

(Father's name + water retention device?)"

He's talking about a rubber. didn't you learn anything in Sunday school?

Bob (member of the Church of No Bullshit) Swinney

I've noticed that. Christians and Jews tend to be willing to wait, certain Muslims seem in a hurry but I think they are more interested in those virgins. ;

Wes

-- "Additionally as a security officer, I carry a gun to protect government officials but my life isn't worth protecting at home in their eyes." Dick Anthony Heller

Definitely! Maybe even, "Change the recoil spring periodically".

You presumably know who His Father is. For water retention device hint think Hoover, Grand Coulee, etc...

On Wed, 01 Jul 2009 01:10:28 -0500, the infamous Don Foreman scrawled the following:

Gawd dam it, I missed that. 'twent PSA on me.

Now 'splain his "draft dodgers" iffen ye can.

-- Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass; it's about learning how to dance in the rain. --Anon