I know some of you have a prettyy quick wit. I need to finish the following sentence with something funny:
"These things will sell like...."
All I can come up with is "... hotdogs at a baseball game".
Texas Parts Guy
I know some of you have a prettyy quick wit. I need to finish the following sentence with something funny:
"These things will sell like...."
All I can come up with is "... hotdogs at a baseball game".
Texas Parts Guy
"These things will sell like ice water to an Eskimo...."
It's "hot cakes" over here (UK).
Leon
Tribbles at a Star Trek convention?
Gunner
"In my humble opinion, the petty carping levied against Bush by the Democrats proves again, it is better to have your eye plucked out by an eagle than to be nibbled to death by ducks." - Norman Liebmann
||"These things will sell like ice water to an Eskimo...."
Well, we hope they'll do a little betterr than that.
"...Bic lighters to eskimos"? Texas Parts Guy
water in the desert...
wildfire...
magic...
mad...
crazy...
gangbusters...
Super Bowl Tickets...
waffles in Weho...
bottled water at a book burning...
sandbags during a monsoon...
Furbies...
pencils before school...
justice for the rich...
dollar per pound marijuana in LA...
Vaseline at an N'SYNC concert...
there's no tomorrow...
(And, f you should need an negative one....) like ham sandwiches at a Bar Mitzvah...
How about:
"....empty promises at a political convention."
..probably not what you're looking for :)
Todd
||> "These things will sell like...." ||>
||> All I can come up with is "... hotdogs at a baseball game". ||>
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||> Texas Parts Guy || ||
Texas Parts Guy
Straight-laced you say: Then how about
"These things will sell like flags on the fourth!"
..jumper cables on North Main.
or
.. in Stop Six, if he is on the Northside.
Fellows, this is an inside joke but I guarantee you Rex is smiling.
I used to work with a guy from West Texas that was just full of these things. He would crack us up nearly every day with his dry observations. One Monday morning he came in late, looking a little ragged around the edges. He said he had been sick with a fever all weekend. Had the chills, and was "shaking like' a dog passing a peach pit".
I still laugh when that mental image comes back ;)
Texas Parts Guy
I had a basset hound that was a stray so even with food available she would do things like snarf a loaf of bread while your back was turned. Lost 2 dozen donuts in under a minute. She got my son's birthday cake. Cake, frosting, plastic wrap,... toothpicks holding plastic wrap off frosting. They passed, but the whole neighborhood knew about it.
Joel. phx
"Depends" at a senior citizens' dance....
Sh*t at a fly convention.
Best regards, Spehro Pefhany
An old fellow at the tractor dealership remarked that a bad bearing "was singing like a 20 penny finishing nail hit with a greasy ball peen hammer."
||On Fri, 23 Jul 2004 14:57:55 GMT, snipped-for-privacy@REMOVEtxol.net (Rex B) ||wrote: || ||>I know some of you have a prettyy quick wit. ||>I need to finish the following sentence with something funny: ||>
||>"These things will sell like...." ||>
||>All I can come up with is "... hotdogs at a baseball game". ||>
||>
||>Texas Parts Guy || ||An old fellow at the tractor dealership remarked that a bad bearing ||"was singing like a 20 penny finishing nail hit with a greasy ball ||peen hammer."
That's pretty picturesque :) Texas Parts Guy
How bout boiled lollies and trenchcoats at a pedophile convention.
Fraser
||> > "These things will sell like...." ||> >
||> > All I can come up with is "... hotdogs at a baseball game". ||> >
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||> > Texas Parts Guy ||>
|| || ||How bout boiled lollies and trenchcoats at a pedophile convention.
Oh yeah, the boss would love that one ! ;)|
Texas Parts Guy
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