OT-Warning to men


Men are Victims too!
Police today warned all men who frequent clubs and parties to stay
cautious when offered drinks by women. Females are using a date rape
drug called "beer" to target unsuspecting men.
This drug comes in liquid form and is available nearly
everywhere.
"Beer" is used by female predators to persuade hapless male victims
to go home with them. Women need only persuade a man to consume a few
of these "beers" and then ask him home for no-strings-attached sex, a
simple approach that renders most men helpless.
After several "beers," men will have sex with even unattractive
women.
Often men awaken with only hazy memories of the night before, a
horrible headache, and a vague feeling that something bad happened.
Some really unfortunate men are even separated from their life's
savings in a scam called "a relationship." In extreme cases, females
have entrapped unsuspecting males into long-term servitude through a
punishment called "marriage."
Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam once "beer"
is administered. Forward this warning to every male you know.
And if you, or some man you know, have fallen victim to this
insidious "beer" and the predatory women who administer it, rest
assured: male support groups exist in every major city where you can
discuss the ugly details of your encounter in an open and frank
manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.
For the support group nearest you, look in the Yellow Pages under
"Golf Courses or Fishing Supplies.
Gunner
"The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better,
on average, than the citizens of Baltimore.
True, you can sit outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee,
but why this is more stylish than
sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whiskey I don't know."
-- P.J O'Rourke (1989)
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Gunner
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equal opportunity..... turnabout sucks doesn't it? Michelle
Gunner wrote:
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Michelle P
Wanna get me drunk and take me home?
Gunner
"The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whiskey I don't know." -- P.J O'Rourke (1989) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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Gunner
*smack* LOL... too funny..
-Mike
-- A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT Cold air intake FRPP 3.73 gears Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo) Hi-speed fan switch 255/60R-15 rear tires Subframe connectors Aluminum adjustable clutch quadrant
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<memset
Gunner, Depends, How good do you look after a few beers? :-) Michelle
Gunner wrote:
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Michelle P
As I understand most men look better after a women has a couple beers too.
Gary H. Lucas
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Gary H. Lucas
So THAT explains it.... all this time I thought it was the Jager... Ron
Female hormones in beer
Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.
To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive.
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doo
How much beer can they make?
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Tom Gardner
For most men, the difference between a fox and a dog is a few drinks....
how is it for women???
and , nah.... turn about is fair play! :-)
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Gene Kearns
A little darlin' in LA, (lower Alabama), left me in a cheap motel feelin' like trash once. Beer was involved.
Garrett Fulton
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gfulton
Beers? At half a can, I look like someone worshiping the White Porcelin God. (Im allergic to beer) On the other hand..a couple shots of Mescal and Im told I look pretty good.
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Check it out for yourself.
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Gunner
"The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whiskey I don't know." -- P.J O'Rourke (1989) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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Gunner
Thank God for that!!
Gunner
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"The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whiskey I don't know." -- P.J O'Rourke (1989) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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Gunner
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Used to be a question - How do you turn a dog into a fox? Drink about six beers.... :-) Ken.
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Ken Sterling
twice as many as it takes for us to look good to the guys! Michelle ;-)
Gene Kearns wrote:
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Michelle P
What was that group in the 70s, Crazy Elephant? "If you want to be happy for the rest of your life never make a pretty women your wife."
Beauty is only skin deep. Ugly goes right to the bone!
Being ugly saves time. No point is wasting time trying to look pretty.
Gary H. Lucas
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Gary H. Lucas
the happy for the rest of your life is a line from an old calypso song. My favorite recording of it is by Sir Lancelot, made in teh 30s or 40s, but there are others, including some pop groups.
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william_b_noble

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