We were enjoying friends and neighbors at the lake this evening with a bit of raucous banter. No alcohol involved this time, just pie and coffee at Ted 'n Nancy's.
We've had fun ragging Dave since he lost control of a fancy new riding mower on the hill, went right thru Barb's flower garden and narrowly missed arriving upside down in the lake. it's a steep hill.
Barb was not happy about that(!) This was last year.
She mentioned tonight that one of her lilies somehow got knocked down. Dave immediately said he didn't know nuthin' about no knocked down lilies. Chorus of "yeah, yeah, yooo betcha."
There are tiger lilies, day lilies, calla lilies and easter lilies, all vulnerable to lawnmowers. I'm gonna weld up a ferro lily and present it to Barb as the only Dave-proof lily. 3/8" steel rod stem, plasma-cut leaves and petals, painted with an air brush.
Pictures at 11 or whenever I get around to it.