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It's a goat stanchion. Made to be mounted on a wood rail.
We used them for both feeding (so they don't raid one-anothers' rations), and for some milking of troublesome animals, and for medication and inspections.
Had one; home-built.
LLoyd
Yes, and as a number of people mentioned it's a salesman's sample. The rest of them have been answered correctly this week:
Rob
"What could possibly possess anyone to load an M16 with blanks? What
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It keeps people from getting shot when they play war games.
Clay
Chernobyl. :)
But, what's the point? How do they know you're pointing it (can't really say "aiming," can we?) at the enemy and not up in the air or at some tree, or the back of your lieutanant's head or whatever?
Now, a paintball launcher - that'd be effective. ;-)
Cheers! Rich
Your not trying to milk this joke are you?
What a load of bull
What better, to fertilize hardwood trees?
Another of your Hairlip Cow jokes?
I once knew a bloke called Mark who had a dog with a hair lip and every time the dog barked , the bloke thought the dog could talk and was calling him.
Or the other version: What does a hairlip dog say? Mark! Mark!
Hey !...have you met Mark and his dog too???
I met the dog about 50 years ago. :)
Hurry up, before he curdles your buttermilk!
Harelip, you idiot. It's from the cleft making your upper lip look like that of a hare, which is a relative of rabbits.
Hope This Helps! Rich
It sure does. Ir shows that you have no sense of humor, and that the simpliest joke has to be explained to you. It's called "A play on words'.
"To err is human. To moo, bovine."
No bull!
And I'm not the least bit sheepish about repeating that one.
To the dip tank with thee!!!
Thank ewe! I won't take it on the lamb, although some wish I wool-d.
You're up next! ;-)
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