How to build a pleasure-bot?

Hi,
I'm a loser and can never get pussy.
Consequently I wish to build and program a robot that will service my sexual whims.
Is this possible and how should I do it?
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Inefficient. Humans can be purchased for this purpose at low cost, and with no engineering skill required.
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On 11 Mar 2007 08:53:11 -0700, snipped-for-privacy@gmail.com wrote:

Never purchase when you can rent.
Gunner
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Gunner wrote:

If leased for business purposes, wouldn't this be a tax deduction?
Jon
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On Sun, 11 Mar 2007 14:18:06 -0800, Jon Anderson

If you itimize deductions....LOL......a little hard to explain in an audit.....maybe "pipe cleaning" under lease hold improvements.....LOL.
Tom
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I'm sure they will both start returning the tax money they "borrowed" any day now <G>.
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I do joke about one party or another but IMO there is little difference and no real moral high ground when it comes to politics, tax & spend or tax cutting.
Rant on:
On either side of the isle, a politician that wants do the right thing, vote on all issues strictly on each issues merits, not vote according to party lines, public opinion or special interest group the vast majority of times, knows it will cost them their job.
Cause and effect; As long as we-the-people are willing to vote people in and out of office based on one issue or one vote out of thousands of issues and votes, why should we expect any better?
So in the mean time we get to vote on the lessor of two evils rather than who is the best person for the job.
And for those that didn't/don't vote, I say; "Shut the fuck up." you got no right to complain cause you didn't participate.
Rant off:
Personally I don't like the political pendulum to swing too far left or right. I take some comfort in the fact that with our political system when the pendulum swings too far left or right it will swing back. Making our political process whatever its flaws is better than any other that I would care to live under.
Tom
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On Sun, 11 Mar 2007 16:07:29 GMT, the renowned Gunner

How about just borrowing what you need from a friend or neighbor?
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On Mar 11, 9:00 pm, Spehro Pefhany

Careful, this could be construed as incitement to home invasion and rape.
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wrote:

Or family members......
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Build them all to look like Susan Hart.
http://www.briansdriveintheater.com/cheesecake/susanhart5.jpg
What robot movie did Susan act in ?
John
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John Scheldroup wrote:

Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine. 60's era beach movie. Starring Vincent Price (later a.k.a. Dr. Phibes) & some other people.
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Right.
John
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On Sun, 11 Mar 2007 14:01:18 +0000, Eliot Whinterton-Harpe

Why reinvent the wheel?
Its already been done.
Bon Appetit!
http://www.realdoll.com
Gunner
Never worry about theory as long as the machinery does what it's supposed to do. Robert A. Heinlein
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Yes it is possible. No, you shouldn't do it.
Why loose further touch with reality? That would be a loser thing to do.
News. You are not a loser. You need to confront those who've told you so. They do not have your best interest at heart.
There are 6 billion people on earth. Half of them are women. Perhaps 1 or 2 % of them are illiterate. Since you can read and write, you are like a food producing god to them. You have the potential of earning a living, and they don't. Worst case: 30 million plus women think you're smart. Probably half the men in the world would give their right arm to be as lucky as you. Quit belly aching. Some people can starve at a banquet. If they do it is because they choose to or have mental problems making them non functional. You are neither, so quit thinking you are. Quit being impatient. Get on with improving yourself. Self improvement is very attractive, and self pity is repugnant.
Ultimately, you are as attractive as you allow yourself to be.
Randy
Objects in mirror need to take a long hard look.
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You must be a newcomer to the Internet. No Gustav Dore engraving of Hell comes within ten orders of magnitude of conveying the absolute nadir which the human animal can reach.
The mere existence of furries can be taken as conclusive proof that there is no depth to which mankind cannot sink. <http:// www.fanarchive.net/recent/>. And that's relatively mild.
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On 11 Mar 2007 18:14:28 -0700, snipped-for-privacy@gmail.com wrote:

Bosch was a piker compared to the real thing.....
Gunner
Never worry about theory as long as the machinery does what it's supposed to do. Robert A. Heinlein
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On Mar 11, 8:14 pm, snipped-for-privacy@gmail.com wrote:

Neither am, nor must be.

Of course, but that doesn't mean I have to hand every drownding soul I cross an achor.
-- Randy
Objects in mirror are more confused than they appear.
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Goddamm. You are ignorant.
From: http://www.nifl.gov/nifl/literacy_day/ild_international.html
International Literacy
Across the world, the need to improve literacy remains critical. According to the UNESCO-sponsored Education for All 2000 Assessment, more than 113 million children around the world have no access to primary education. In addition, 880 million adults, the majority of whom are women, are illiterate.
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First you not a looser.
Second try here these girls are looking for husbands and many are very pretty if you like this sort of girl.
http://www.asiancammodels.com
Good luck

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