How to build a pleasure-bot?

Hi,

I'm a loser and can never get pussy.

Consequently I wish to build and program a robot that will service my sexual whims.

Is this possible and how should I do it?

Reply to
Eliot Whinterton-Harpe
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Inefficient. Humans can be purchased for this purpose at low cost, and with no engineering skill required.

Reply to
zwsdotcom

Never purchase when you can rent.

Gunner

Political Correctness

A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

Reply to
Gunner

Build them all to look like Susan Hart.

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What robot movie did Susan act in ?

John

Reply to
John Scheldroup

If leased for business purposes, wouldn't this be a tax deduction?

Jon

Reply to
Jon Anderson

If you itimize deductions....LOL......a little hard to explain in an audit.....maybe "pipe cleaning" under lease hold improvements.....LOL.

Tom

Reply to
brewertr

Why reinvent the wheel?

Its already been done.

Bon Appetit!

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Gunner

Never worry about theory as long as the machinery does what it's supposed to do. Robert A. Heinlein

Reply to
Gunner Asch

Yes it is possible. No, you shouldn't do it.

Why loose further touch with reality? That would be a loser thing to do.

News. You are not a loser. You need to confront those who've told you so. They do not have your best interest at heart.

There are 6 billion people on earth. Half of them are women. Perhaps 1 or 2 % of them are illiterate. Since you can read and write, you are like a food producing god to them. You have the potential of earning a living, and they don't. Worst case: 30 million plus women think you're smart. Probably half the men in the world would give their right arm to be as lucky as you. Quit belly aching. Some people can starve at a banquet. If they do it is because they choose to or have mental problems making them non functional. You are neither, so quit thinking you are. Quit being impatient. Get on with improving yourself. Self improvement is very attractive, and self pity is repugnant.

Ultimately, you are as attractive as you allow yourself to be.

Randy

Objects in mirror need to take a long hard look.

Reply to
RMDumse

How about just borrowing what you need from a friend or neighbor?

Reply to
Spehro Pefhany

You must be a newcomer to the Internet. No Gustav Dore engraving of Hell comes within ten orders of magnitude of conveying the absolute nadir which the human animal can reach.

The mere existence of furries can be taken as conclusive proof that there is no depth to which mankind cannot sink. . And that's relatively mild.

Reply to
zwsdotcom

On Mar 11, 9:00 pm, Spehro Pefhany

Careful, this could be construed as incitement to home invasion and rape.

Reply to
zwsdotcom

There was was a guy from Moline who invented a sexual machine both concave and convex it could serve either sex and pleasure itself in between!

Reply to
Sir Alex

Bosch was a piker compared to the real thing.....

Gunner

Never worry about theory as long as the machinery does what it's supposed to do. Robert A. Heinlein

Reply to
Gunner Asch

Or family members......

Reply to
Michael

Goddamm. You are ignorant.

From:

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International Literacy

Across the world, the need to improve literacy remains critical. According to the UNESCO-sponsored Education for All 2000 Assessment, more than 113 million children around the world have no access to primary education. In addition, 880 million adults, the majority of whom are women, are illiterate.

Reply to
kurgan

Neither am, nor must be.

Of course, but that doesn't mean I have to hand every drownding soul I cross an achor.

-- Randy

Objects in mirror are more confused than they appear.

Reply to
RMDumse

Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine. 60's era beach movie. Starring Vincent Price (later a.k.a. Dr. Phibes) & some other people.

Reply to
Steve Walker

Price (later a.k.a. Dr. Phibes) & some other people.

Right.

John

Reply to
John Scheldroup

First you not a looser.

Second try here these girls are looking for husbands and many are very pretty if you like this sort of girl.

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Good luck

Reply to
stadham

I'm sure they will both start returning the tax money they "borrowed" any day now .

Reply to
Why

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