Local knitters guild questioned by the FBI: terrorist connections suspected

Erewhon, KY -
The local knitters, spinners and weavers guild was recently questioned
by the FBI on allegations of supporting terrorist activities.
The ladies of the guild, mostly good christian folk in their 60s and
70s, deny
any such allegations. The FBI claims that the guild has been
producing
weather protection devices, and that such devices may have been
purchased by
terrorists for nighttime and inclement-weather terror operations.
Under the Homeland Security Act, the aging fibre-craft practitioners
could face stiff jail sentences for aiding and abetting a terrorist
organization.
The ladies have repeatedly asserted their innocence, and have
publically-denounced
Ridge and Ashcroft as "godamn control-freak weenies with nothing
better to do than harrass old ladies".
:-)
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Marcus Leech
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