In quarantine

And you're claiming you have recovered?

Mark Schynert

Your original post, in it's ironic way made me laugh anyway.

anthrax ripple?

..."spring surprize"...when you bite down on it, two giant bolts pop out and pierce each cheek...

what! pierce's your cheek? where's the fun in that?

Cockroach cluster?

Mike please remove "diespam" to reply

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, perhaps you've misunderstood the situation.

...lemon curry?..

Cwucify him!

RobG

...oh no, I'm to be set free...

just kidding, it's crusifixion of course.

...I could offer you a dagger up the strap...

What?....no SPAM,SPAM,SPAM..... I'm feeling much better now.......

he insulted ceaser's friend, biggus dickus!

...still no sign of land...how long is it?

That's a rather personal question.

NO - I meant how long have we been in the lifeboat...now you've gone and ruined the incidental mood for this sketch...we shall have to start again...

what's it doing on the telly? it isn't doing anything, it's stuffed. what if it lays an egg? it can't lay an egg, it's stuffed.

...if you hadn't nailed it's feet to the perch it would be pushing up the daisies...

what about the prnguin? INTERCOURSE the penguin!

Lovely plumage, the Norwiegian Blue...

And you go and tell the kids of today that, and they don't believe you!

Richard.