you goddam apes

Yes, that's the way I feel about them somedays... ;)

Bill Banaszak, MFE

"Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"

"And you! Stop pelting me with banana peels!" :o)

And set to music, and featuring the smooth tenor of Troy McClure:

(Troy) "I hate every ape I see, From chimpan-AY to chimpan-ZEE. Oh, you'll never make a monkey out of me..."

"Oh my gosh! I was wrong. This was Earth, all along. Oh, you finally made a monkey..."

(Chorus) "Yes we finally made a monkey..."

(Troy) "Oh you finally...made...a...monkey... out...of...meeeeeeeeee!!"

:o)

You know, if some scientist were to invent a ray gun which replaced the letters "ll" with a "b", you could just put some balloons in front of it, press the button -- "ZZZAP!" -- and make some baboons ...

Didn't the Kinks do a song called "Apeman"

Craig

And one titled "Lola" but I wouldn't want to go there.

Bill Banaszak, MFE

Don't know about the Kinks, but back in the '50s Nervous Norvis did "Apecall" (dodiliyaba). Don't reember the flip side.

Has Jeapordy have an opening?

Tom

Hmmmm, I love legitimate theater .... :) Homer

MMmmmmmm..... More delicious monkey.

Cheers, Homer S.

yes, on the lola vs the powerman vs the moneygoround lp.

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And this is why you must always use good ventilation when using harsh modeling chemicals (or any others for that matter!).

HaHaHa!

That sounds like a classic SNL "Deeeeepppp Thoughts -- by Jack Handey".

Is it?

Hm, not that I'm aware of, no. Nada Saturday Night Live on TV where I live. I'm on the wrong side of the planet.

But it may have originated from the bottle of Mr. Color laquer thinner I forgot to close the lid on earlier ...