From my e-mail. Names have been removed to protect the guilty.
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> >> After his death, Osama bin Laden went to heaven, where he was greeted
> >> by George Washington, who proceeded to slap him across the face and
> >> yell, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"
> >> Patrick Henry approached and punched bin Laden in the nose, shouting,
> >> "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed!" James Madison
> >> entered, kicked bin Laden and said, "This is why I allowed our
> >> government to provide for the common defense!" Thomas Jefferson came
> >> in and proceeded to beat Osama many times with a long cane, crying,
> >> "It was evil men like you that provided me the inspiration to pen the
> >> Declaration of Independence!"
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> >> These beatings and thrashings continued as John Randolph, James
> >> Monroe and 66 other early Americans came in and unleashed their anger
> >> on the Muslim terrorist leader. As bin Laden lay bleeding and
> >> writhing in pain, an angel appeared. Bin Laden wept, and said to the
> >> angel, "This is not what you promised me."
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> >> The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting
> >> for you up here. What did you think I said?"
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