Re: Short avi clip of me f*****g a goat. Enjoy

Reminds me of what Mavis Moultard said of her father. "'e's been worryin' the sheep".

Bill Banaszak, MFE

I was thinking of the one about "Mick Jagger says, 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud', but a Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe." ;) I think the joke was about wearing kilts & owning sheep.

An American visits Scotland and is charmed by a bonnie wee village by a lake, where he stops to stretch his legs. At the public house he falls into conversation with a local and asks about the lovely church, the pier on the lake, and the cleverly-made stone walls all about the village. "I made 'em myself," says the Scotsman proudly. "You?" exclaims the American, "What, all by yourself?" "For the most part, by meself, yes," replies the Scot, "I dressed and hauled the stone for yon kirk, laid them and the roof as well, then plastered the walls and laid the stones of the floor with nary a hand to help me. Now, lad, ye'd think one that had done such a thing might be called 'the Kirk Builder', would ye not?" "Well, yes, certainly," says the visitor. "Well, not me," the Scot mourns. The American see the man's disappointment and tries to change the subject.

"What about the lovely pier on the lake? It's beautifully made," he says. "Took me six months to build it up," says the Scot, "Working day and night up to my chest in the water, piling the stones and setting them just so. And you might think such a one as made it might be called 'the Pier Maker', wouldn't ye, lad?" "Yes, of course," the visitor replies, "Is that how you're called?" "Nay, lad, not that," and the Scotsman lapses into another gloom.

"Well, then," the American says, "They must call you 'the Wall Builder' if you made the charming stone walls that surround the fields here," but the Scot just shakes his head. "Nay, lad, they dinna call me any o' those fine names. You build a kirk and a pier and fine, strong walls, and there's nothin' in your name to tell of it, but lad," he says, "lad, you f**k one sheep, just one bleedin' sheep..."