Does anyone else fume over displays with a "Polar Express" theme in the supermarket? They're trying to emphasize the engineering details of a train, but they're totally oblivious to wheels in the wrong places, connecting rods going the wrong way, trucks that are trying to be archbars or possibly Andrews, but seem to be all one solid piece--the list just goes on and on. And when you try to point out the simple ways in which the artwork could have been correct, and present a true image of a steam locomotive, the most fascinating machine ever constructed, your loving significant other will burst into peals of girlish laughter. It's a travesty from every direction.
"Look, at least that one has a combination lever and a reach rod..." "Come ON."