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and there's a bathroom on the right.

Bob

Or "I'm sucking on old diaphragms"

(CCR - Stuck in Lodi)

There's a book out about these called "Excuse While I Kiss This Guy and Other Misunderstood Lyrics", or something like that. The cover picture (cartoon) is Jimi Hendrix trying to kiss a guy. And everything we've mentioned so far is in there.

Jay CNS&M North Shore Line - "First and fastest"

The proper term for this kind is aural/verbal phenomenon is a "mondegreen". It's a frequent topic of discussion on some of the other lists I frequent. It can REALLY get funny when the whole song is performed like this, not just the title.

Makes one long for the good old days of simple English lyrics that can't be taken wrong, like Handel's Montana Messiah: All We Like Sheep!

------------------------------- "David R. Campbell" wrote

yep sounds like the perfect woman.... can she recite any of the lines from the epic Blazing Saddles?

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------------------------------- "David R. Campbell" wrote

---------------------------- That's awfully thin-skinned.

After all, it's not like your original post (quoted above) was on-topic or anything.

Come join our model train club while operating some Saturday. Violate the rulebook and have to endure the 'ho-ho-ho's, catcalls and "tsk!tsk!tsk"s.

I like Electric Light Orchestra's "He Needs A Woman". Or is it "Medieval Woman"?

Chuck Berry's (or ELO's) "Roll Over, Beth Holman"

The Beatles' singing, "

Sting's "If I Ever Loose My Taste For Booze"

Is that intended to be "loose" as in "loose as a goose", or "lose" as in "a mind is a terrible thing to lose" to rhyme with "booze"?

Sorry. Yes, I should've typed "Lose".