Myth #34,723: "plastic-compatible" lubrication

Folks:

Of course you can hear the difference. The thicker cable makes a lower tone when you stretch it across the doorway to trip the Jehovah's Witnesses and vacuum cleaner salesmen.

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What?

Cordially yours, Gerard P.

Antique cars.

At the time those terms were introduced, the older style products were readily available. The point is, these are not strictly marketing terms. they describe a physically different product.

And once they're across the threshold you can shoot them, and hopefully they will fall back out on the porch. The blood spatter should show the police that they were inside when they caught both barrels of double-ought. The chalked body outline on the porch can be renewed as necessary with paint. Coupled with a small spilled pile of Watchtowers (or a copy of Dianetics or the Book of Mormon, depending on the nature of the pest problem in your locality) this will have a marked and lasting deterrent effect.

Ya know, Steve. Even though it might be gratifying to actually DO what you suggest, I would propose a 'non violent' way.

Just have a friend lay down on the porch and draw the outline. Use white spray paint in a very fine 'chalk' line and red spray for the blood. Less fuss, same muss, no prison time. YTMV (G)

Not really intended to mean anything -- but it does loosely reconnect this thread to it's subject line.