Hello everyone,
Thanks to a fortunate windfall we find outselves the proud owners of 200Lbs of cellulite! This couldn't have come at a better time; Dutch winters are cold, and the addition of an extra layer of fat will certainly help keep my pensioners warm.
However, I can't seem to locate the 'blow' setting on the vacuum cleaner, and the balloon-pump we used at Christmas simply goes soggy after two fillings. Unless I start squirting the cellulite soon the slits will all heal up, and I certainly can't risk cutting Mrs. Scroater again.
Does anyone have a collection of airbrushes I could possibly borrow? Failing that some guidance on how to attach small hosepipes to a Soda Stream may do the trick.
Best wishes Helga Walters (Housekeeper) Little Boxes Nursing Home