To save time and bandwidth, I have boiled down the vast majority of postings to this newsgroup into a quick and dirty little format that can speed things up. Please follow this format from now on in this group.
Please kind ( insert platitudes here, or addreess titles i.e. Sirs or Madames),
I am a new (insert job function or social status here, i.e. Student, Engineer, Electrician, Homeowner etc.)
from (insert non-english speaking country)
and I have this (insert task here, i.e. homework assignment, personal project, project assigned to me, problem with my appliance etc.).
I know (insert qualifications here, i.e. next to nothing, very little, a little, enough to be dangerous etc.) about electricity,
but was hoping that you all could help me to (restate task here, but without saying what you really mean, i.e. do my homework for me, get me out of a jam, help me to avoid paying a professional to do it correctly, get me through this day without having to think, avoid electrocuting myself or my loved ones etc).
I hope to hear from you soon.
Nooby Nooberson