Extreme precision in figuring out experience

Problem is that they all have the same serial number.

Only the Chinese counterfeit ones.

Those are counterfeit, Chinese made electrons...

Everyone knows that rubs off all the markings. :)

Easier? You can't even turn them over at that temperature.

"Michael A. Terrell" on Thu, 04 Jul 2013

Doesn't the Heisenberg principle come into play? That you can know their sizes or their serial numbers, but not both at the same time?

-- pyotr filipivich "With Age comes Wisdom. Although more often, Age travels alone."

No, that's the 'Wisenheimer Principal'. ;-)

"Michael A. Terrell" on Fri, 05 Jul 2013

He's still in charge of inventory?

-- pyotr filipivich "With Age comes Wisdom. Although more often, Age travels alone."

Just Electrons & Protons. They took away his control of the Neutrons!

"Michael A. Terrell" on Fri, 05 Jul 2013

I hope there were no charges filed. (Or set, for that matter)

-- pyotr filipivich "With Age comes Wisdom. Although more often, Age travels alone."

Just run it by R. Goldberg...head of the Engineering department. Im sure they can come up with a method.

Hey, hey, hey! I said "tweak" (as in "assiduous") the button, NOT "wrench" (as in "Ford Hammer") it. Quantum physics takes finesse, y'know. If you wrench the button, it causes excess tiempodynamic fissiduation, as you've obviously already experienced. Like, lighten up, duuuuude.

It figures our ham-handed Floridian buddy would know him personally... Weisy probably helps him wrench the knobs, too.

Ham? How did you know what I was having for lunch?

Yes, by the AEC.

He had to retire after he tried to sharpen the blade on his chain saw, while it was running! :(

I'm trying, but it's difficult to exercise when you can't stand up without screaming.

"Michael A. Terrell" on Sat, 06 Jul 2013

I remember old R. Not a good man for running, not with the game leg. Definitely not good for running with chainsaws.

-- pyotr filipivich "With Age comes Wisdom. Although more often, Age travels alone."

"Michael A. Terrell" on Sat, 06 Jul 2013

Goes with the radio.

-- pyotr filipivich "With Age comes Wisdom. Although more often, Age travels alone."