There was a new clerk in the adult toys store. One time, when
the boss was in the back, some customer came in looking for a
dildo. "Well, we've got this 7" pink one for $30.00, this 12"
brown one for $45.00..." and the customer says, "How about
that 14" plaid one?" She says, "Oh, I'm not quite sure..." He
says, "I'll give you a hundred bucks for it." She says, "OK!"
and sells it.
After a few minutes, the boss comes out from the back and asks
how she's doing. She says, "Well, pretty good I guess - I just
got $100.00 for your Thermos."