My wife caught me watching tool porn

Jan 22, 2008 22 Replies

Your comment gave me the vision of the opposite situation, you have some live young cutey in her birthday suit lounging around in your workshop with calenders hanging on the walls featuring airbrushed pictures of fine machine tools. Must be an alternate universe that exists somewhere in ones dreams.

"David Billington" wrote: Your comment gave me the vision of the opposite situation, you have some

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Hillarious! Thanks for that!* ________________________

*Exclamation points courtesy the Seinfeld writers, via Elaine.

Oh no you brought me back to reality, now where did I place that young cutey in her birthday suit, I had her in my hand a moment ago.

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