Oh my, what a bunch... Curly would flat roll over in his grave giggling!.
Leather book bag - from Marlboro Miles!
It's a good sturdy heavy leather bag, for hauling books (etc.) to school, or fully packed for a bike trip.
A gloved .380 in the big front pocket. Nothing sissy about a .380.
Phone and smokes in the right hand pocket, cameras and papers in the left.
Keys in the right pants pocket.
Cash in the left.
Stand up.
Look the man in the eye.
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