I can see this - and I already know the outcome...
There once were two cats from Kilkenny, who though that two cats were too many...
"Oh My GOD, they killed Kenny! You Bastards!"
That reminds me, Halloween is coming. I should duplicate the prop tree chipper I built for a Haunted House many moons ago...
I think we set the "NHJC Factory Of Nightmares" record for faints and serious freak-outs, not to mention bail-outs through the "Emergency Exit". Even had a few jocks thinking it was real trying to run onstage and "rescue" the audience plant being 'shredded'.
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