Here's a scary thought that unsettled me while driving my dump truck.
Apparently, the Russians have a "dead hand" retaliation system that is activated by a nuclear explosion sensor, and launches a [counter] attack against the US in case if it detects nuclear attack on Russia and the missile base cannot communicate with Moscow.
formatting link
I was thinking that in case of a particularly unlucky asteroid impact on Russia, if communications are lost with Moscow, and the impact is recognized as a nuclear attack, then Russia could launch its missiles and attack the USA. And that would trigger a global nuclear destruction.
An unsettling thought.
i
Didn't find your answer? Ask the community — no account required.
S
Spehro Pefhany
Sh*t happens.
Best regards, Spehro Pefhany
C
Chris Holford
In article , Ignoramus329 writes
Snip "Dr Strangelove" rides again?
J
Jim Wilkins
The last I heard so much water had leaked into the unmaintained silos that the missiles had rotted away at the bottom end.
I
Ignoramus329
Yes, I also hope that their system is broke.
i
T
Tim Wescott
Or, more likely, a strike from China after some territorial spat.
M
Martin Eastburn
Or the North Koreans.....in place of the incoming space junk.
Mart> Here's a scary thought that unsettled me while driving my dump truck. >
T
Tom Gardner
Might be better off with the cockroaches re-evolving.
M
Michael A. Terrell
That would only replace the missing liberals. :(
I
Ignoramus29672
I hope that their system is broke.
i
T
Tom Gardner
Good point!
T
Tom Gardner
In my mind, Russian s*it is simple and robust in design. Built for neglect!
R
Richard
And to be repaired by peasants with hammers.
M
Michael A. Terrell
If the 'Party' trusted you with a hammer?
T
Tom Gardner
One of my wood block suppliers has a MiG-25 sitting next to his office. He thinks he could just fill the tanks and fly it away...after 5 years of sitting.
B
Bruce L. Bergman (munged human readable)
And you can't dissuade him from this notion? Ask him if he could do that with his Lada sedan - then point out that the battery will be dead, the brake system contaminated and rusty... Then multiply that by 100 for the jet. And you can't just run to the corner Auto Parts for the fresh bits needed to get it going.
-->--
T
Tom Gardner
He says it was preped for long-term storage...when he bought it for scrap.
B
Bruce L. Bergman (munged human readable)
Well, then! Why didn't you say so! :-D
He still has to do is strip it down to the bare airframe anyway, just to wash the Cosmoline out of every nook and cranny. And flush and refill all the drained hydraulic, fuel and brake systems, and grease and oil 5,000 points.
And he'll *still* find lots of stuff that's gone bad from sitting, although maybe not as much from the mothballing preservatives
And he'll have to do a full teardown on the jet engines and the APU (if equipped) - Unless he has the full log books, he has to create new ones that have Zero Hours on the engines and that means rebuilds.
And he'll still need a new Russian spec Ni-Cad aircraft battery, and an Auxiliary Power Unit with all the adapters to plug into the plane and charge the batteries, perhaps a Huffer to get the engines going, and the fill adapter to get the jet fuel from a Civilian aircraft tanker into a Military fill fitting on the wings...
And all the Avionics & Radios will need to be repaired or upgraded to be usable. Half of it will probably need to be swapped out for American civil aviation versions that actually work - and it'll probably drop right in, because that's what they copied.
And he needs to get a Russian Military ejection seat and parachute system recertified and packed, and the access ladder to climb in...
It takes a Lot Of Crap to actually put a plane into the air.
Join the Discussion
Have something to add? Share your thoughts — no account required.
Didn't find your answer?
Ask the community — no account required
Report Content
You are reporting this content to the moderators. They will look at it
ASAP.