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Did you reserve a unit??

If each wheel were a equilateral three-wheeled wheel, it could also climb stairs!!

THEN, muthafuckas would never have to expend any energy whatsoever, beyond their RMR (resting metabolic rate) -- which itself is only marginally higher than our BMR (sleeping)..

Which means we'd either be eating a whole lot less, OR getting a whole lot fatter.

Proly the latter.

I think a unit that would allow us to lay perfectly horizontal would be even better. It would just have to tilt us up, for the rare face-to-face interactions required. Everything else could be done with cameras/joystick.

Oh, didja see how skinny the thighs were on those girls? goodgawd....

With that gadget, their thighs should atrophy down to about the size of their calves in just a few weeks -- it's sorta like being in traction in a hospital bed, but without the bedsores. The muscles just, well, go away! . Which, strangely, some people find attractive, ostensibly because now you can slip a grapefruit between said atrophied thighs, an apparently very important attribute.

To me, ahm thinkin Holocaust victim, but hey, each unto his own, I spose....

Heh, I met Meg Ryan in a NYC subway once, and man, I was tempted to give her the other half of my sandwich, and directions to the Salvation Army..... holy s*it.....

Honda's unicycle version of a Segway.

Thank You, Randy

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