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How to build myself a robot girlfriend ???

I must admit that I'm a nerd, skinny, wearing big glasses, alls the girls are making fun of me.

I have no chance in hell to find a real girlfriend.

But I'm good at programming computers and I know a lot about robotics.

So what do I need to build myself my own robot girlfriend, that will be hot, with big t*ts and nice ass, and that will only love me and only me???

Please help.

Reply to
Eliot Coweye
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Poseur. If you were a true nerd you would be able to figure this out on you own.

Reply to
J. Clarke

i have no idea about making a robot, but this much i want to say. if you were to put tenth the effort required to make that robot on finding a gf, you would probably have 10 real gfs. a robot better make life simpler than complicated.

Reply to
preeti1692002

My nephew was in the same situation, but then he got an old vintage Mercedes, and his life turned around.

Reply to
feedbackdroids

this resembles something that was already discussed

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makc.the.great

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Mitch

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Mitch Berkson

A friend of mine met this guy in the redneck backwoods of california...

This guy that lived in the woods owned a "realdoll"... He put a lock on his trailer when he got "her", because he was afraid that his "buddies" would cheat with his doll....

hahah.

Reply to
aiiadict

I wonder where "redneck" is coming from. Is that because of sunburns you have when you work in fields?....

Reply to
makc.the.great

yep

also known as a t-shirt tan

Reply to
Mark Haase

Is a Realdoll hackable? According to the website, it has steel joints, with a range of motion about the same as a real human, but the joints are not powered. The website says they consider custom requests, so I wonder if one could get the skeleton, install motors and control electronics, and then send it back to have the silicone "flesh" installed. Perhaps pneumatic "air muscles" or "muscle wires" would work better than motors.

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Bob

Maybe these two technolgies can be merged.

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;-)

Reply to
Donald

Or it could be merged with military technology and used to lure Al Qaeda guerrillas from their caves in Afghanistan. If you look at some of our current cave clearing robots

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, I think we are taking the wrong approach. You catch a lot more flies with honey than with vinegar. We could outfit one of these Realdolls with a slinky burka, tight enough to look sexy, but still loose enough to conceal a machinegun. As it moves through the caves, it could acquire targets with a combination of visual, infrared, and acoustic sensors. After clearing the caves, it could go back to Camp Rhino, where it could wash the dishes in the chow hall, and then entertain the troops.

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Bob

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