We have to keep the front door locked. When someone knocks, one of the AGs will say "Hello" or "Come Here!" She even says it in my wife's voice. People have taken this as an invitation to come in. You ain't lived until you walk out of the bathroom, pants still unzipped and tucking in a shirt-tail, only to meet the meter reader.
We guessed wrong on Holmes. That makes two ways the name doesn't fit. Female and not the brightest bird in the flock. Sigh
Zooty