TAIKONAUT FINDS WAN HU IN ORBIT
Outerspace Wire(OSW) - According to sources within the Beijing Aerospace Command And Control Center, Taikonaut Yang Liwei frantically radioed back to Chinese Mission Control and confirmed that he found the body of Ming Dynasty government official, Wan Hu.
Wan Hu, who in 1500 A.D. strapped 47 rockets to a wicker chair and had himself blasted into orbit, was found frozen, badly decomposed due to meteoroid impacts and still strapped to his wicker chair when Taikonaut Liwei looked out the window of his capsule.
The discovery of Wan Hu's corpse in orbit totally rewrites the history books and confirms that the Chinese were the first civilization to send a human being into outer space.
Chinese government officials have notified Outerspace Wire of their plans to send up another space mission to recover Wan Hu's body and put him on cryogenic display at the 2008 Olympic Games in Beijing next to the Shenzhou 5 space capsule.
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