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Smarty Jones coverage continues

Smarty Jones is stabled in barn 5, the same one that held Secretariat in

1973.

Smarty "is putting his game face on."

Buckingham Palace reports that if he wins the Triple Crown, Smarty Jones will be eligible for the O.B.E., while rumors of knighthood have not been ruled out.

Smarty's greatest concern, as reported by his trainer, John Servis, is not about winning the Triple Crown, but for his two housecats, Yum Yum, and Buzzer, who he has not seen since coming to Belmont racetrack nine days ago. "Smarty's afraid that the cats won't be able to sleep without him," Servis said. "That's a horse with a heart."

Over two dozen women have offered proposals of marriage to Smarty Jones, with more expected if he wins today's race.

KL

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Kurt Laughlin
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Word must have leaked out that he's hung like a horse...

Reply to
Rufus

Seems like Rock Hard Ten would be fairly popular among the love with the animal kingdom set.

Reply to
Jim Atkins

and he'll retire rich with his whole sex life ahead of him.

Reply to
e

Unlike poor Funnycide (a gelding 8-( )

-- John The history of things that didn't happen has never been written. . - - - Henry Kissinger

Reply to
The Old Timer

funnycide? is that death by laughter?

Reply to
e

Some Russian named Catherine? Kim M

Reply to
Royabulgaf

Yeah...I hear he's hung like a horse too...

Reply to
Rufus

Yeah, why would you want to geld a future race horse? Aren't stud fees where the money is at? tia

The Keeper (of too much crap)

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Keeper

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