Smarty Jones coverage continues

Jun 05, 2004 9 Replies

Smarty Jones is stabled in barn 5, the same one that held Secretariat in



1973.

Smarty "is putting his game face on."



Buckingham Palace reports that if he wins the Triple Crown, Smarty Jones will be eligible for the O.B.E., while rumors of knighthood have not been ruled out.



Smarty's greatest concern, as reported by his trainer, John Servis, is not about winning the Triple Crown, but for his two housecats, Yum Yum, and Buzzer, who he has not seen since coming to Belmont racetrack nine days ago. "Smarty's afraid that the cats won't be able to sleep without him," Servis said. "That's a horse with a heart."



Over two dozen women have offered proposals of marriage to Smarty Jones, with more expected if he wins today's race.



KL


Word must have leaked out that he's hung like a horse...

Seems like Rock Hard Ten would be fairly popular among the love with the animal kingdom set.

and he'll retire rich with his whole sex life ahead of him.

Unlike poor Funnycide (a gelding 8-( )

-- John The history of things that didn't happen has never been written. . - - - Henry Kissinger

funnycide? is that death by laughter?

Some Russian named Catherine? Kim M

Yeah...I hear he's hung like a horse too...

Yeah, why would you want to geld a future race horse? Aren't stud fees where the money is at? tia

The Keeper (of too much crap)

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