Get out the punches that you have and find the right size and start punching
some aluminum foil, the thicker industrial stuff.
A simple wood mold of the shape you desire with a rod of wood to press the
alumium foil into the mold and you've got lampshades! Attach with some
black epoxy (you don't want light going up!) to the middle part of the bulb
and your'e done.
Yeppie, Bush is such an idiot that He usually outwits
everybody else. How dumb!