The BIG one - I've been shot

Say, you always talk through your arse?

In message , Alex Barrow writes

No need to do that in London as it's nearly always on the boil. I still have a small flame going on a burner in Brighton which does get the kettle up to boiling point every so often :-))

(a bit of an 'in' joke amongst taxi drivers, particularly in Brighton)

In message , Dragon Heart writes

Absolutely right

Agreed again

Thanks for the vote of confidence.

Unfortunately there are some people who do not seem to have a sense of humour "Do I care?" :-))

Spot on - and I don't need to be profane as I'd like to think that I have a bit more intelligence than that.

Thanks very much, except I have to another 40 to that figure - and I'm going to work on that day!

On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 11:09:33 +0100, I said, "Pick a card, any card" and %steve%@malloc.co.uk (Steve Firth) instead replied:

Only before I blow you a kiss. Deal.

-- Ray

Sorry, I don't do Friends of Dorothy.

Oh? Well to the rear, obviously.

PS - look up "chutzpah"

Leave your sexual preferences out of this.

It's defined here:

You are no D H Lawrence, stille less a Shakespeare.

Dad gum, man. You make me look like Adonis.

TAXI !

Tejas Pedro

On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 13:21:13 +0100, I said, "Pick a card, any card" and %steve%@malloc.co.uk (Steve Firth) instead replied:

Still not enjoying this, eh?

-- Ray

Still talking through your arse, eh?

(sotto voce - are all the morons who play with toy trains really as dumb as this one?)

On Sat, 23 Aug 2008 00:37:44 +0100, I said, "Pick a card, any card" and %steve%@malloc.co.uk (Steve Firth) instead replied:

A person such as yourself should remain silent on a newsgroup and be thought a fool rather than type and remove all doubt.

-- Ray

*I* play with trains, and when they last ran me through the Stanford- Binet I.Q. tests I scored 168.

And you?

(Oh yeah, I forgot; I play with thesauri, too.)

-Pete

"Too late!"

-Marty Feldman as Igor in "Young Frankenstein".

It means you can do an IQ test, but it doesn't mean you can function and communicate in the real world. I know some seriously *odd* people with

*very* high IQs.

The very fact you are boasting about it on usenet makes me think you might just be the sort of person I'm thinking about...

Mike P

Thought up that all by yourself did you?

Oh no, it's just another net wannabee armed with a dictionary of quotations.

On Sat, 23 Aug 2008 11:37:25 +0100, I said, "Pick a card, any card" and %steve%@malloc.co.uk (Steve Firth) instead replied:

And you believe your own reply was original? At least I paraphrased.

Look it up.

-- Ray

What an intellectual giant you are.

I don't need to.

Go pull another unoriginal mumbling of something you barely understand in order to confirm your status as a dullard. It's Saturday and I like a laugh at the weekend.

Perhaps the originator of this thread could be persuaded to avoid cross-posting, especially to uk.transport?

Charlie