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Please, please will our friends in the north west of England not take it as an insult, only a comment on't recent news item. GSOH essential .................
Ferrari fires its crew.
The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British Government's Work For the Dole Scheme and hire unemployed youths from Liverpool.
The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed Scousers were able to remove a set of car wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high-tech gear.
This was thought to be an excellent yet bold move by Ferrari Management, as most races are won and lost in the pits, and Ferrari would have an advantage over every team.
However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for as, during the Scouse Crew's first practice session, not only were they able to change the tyres in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had resprayed, rebadged, and sold the vehicle to the McLaren Team for four dozen cans of Special Brew, a gram of Coke and a quick shuffty at Coulthard's bird in the shower.
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