Staff Notice
While the management sympathise fully with the dilemma of the England supporters in the company, it has been noted that the attempts to fly the flags attached to cars at half mast has been achieved by opening the windows half way.
We would remind all employees that while this is a commendable display of your understandable disappointment, this *is* Wimbledon fortnight and security have notified us that they will not aid any employee in bailing out the standing water from the interior of any vehicle left in such a condition.
The recommended method is to remove the flags from the windows and stack them horizontally on the parcel shelf for a short period.
"Come on Henman!" replacement flags should be available from local service stations later this week. As an added environmental plus, the 'Henman' flags are made from biodegradable materials and should crumble away within 5 days