OT-Stolen boat

Second worldwide broadcast of "help me solve my common theft" in a week I've seen. What a waste of your time and ours.

I had a set of tools stolen about 15 years ago. Anyone seen it?

Feel free to killfile. Feel Free to bite me. Feel free to kiss my ass. Feel free to stick your fingers up your ass and fish for your brain.

Shrug

Gunner

"Considering the events of recent years, the world has a long way to go to regain its credibility and reputation with the US." unknown

Is this it?

Gunner wrote:

I don't reckon I'll see this sailing up one of our creeks, The Potomac River where I'm at is only 10 feet wide and only a few inches deep, However, I'll keep an eye out for it.:-)

n.

'Sorry to hear about that one, Gunner. Good luck finding it.

-- Ed Huntress

Younger years, a bud had a Hobie and I had a class "C", that Hobie was a BLAST!!! OHMYGOD fast and a chick magnet...at least for him. I feel your pain. Get another one, pack it with C-4 and wait with a remote.

Nobody there had any guns, eh?

In OT-Stolen boat on Mon, 14 Mar 2005 05:24:04 GMT, by Gunner, we read:

It sounds like the intruder defenses were down.

Consider connecting a PC to several cameras descretely mounted around the property. At least he could identify the perp.

Or put up a webcam and we'll tune in and watch it.

Got the boat back today. Lol...Harvey, the local "handicapped" scavanger had taken it to his house, "because it was just sitting there and I didnt want it to get stolen"

The sad part is...knowing the guy, he really believed it. So after discussing the issue with the local deputy, we both came to the conclusion there would be no point in pressing charges. Harvey is the smart one of the family and the breadwinner. And while he is fairly retarded..he does work hard at taking care of his family....

So I promised Harvey that Id put a padlock and a chain on the trailer, and I thanked him for his looking out for my boat, gave him $10 for his trouble...and dragged it, both flat tires, the 2 blocks back to the house.

The gal that told me where it was gets a 6 pack of Bud for her troubles. She switched from MD wine to Bud....because there is more calories in the beer...and its her only meal of the day.....

Interesting living on the wrong side of the tracks.....

Gunner

"Considering the events of recent years, the world has a long way to go to regain its credibility and reputation with the US." unknown

Good. That sounds appropriate for the situation.

I just got done watching a segment on our local "Northwest Afternoon" where a woman had grown up (as a child) homeless. She described having to steal her school clothes and what it was like living in a car, sleeping in a box.

Some folks don't have it near as good as others. We need to recognize that and show some tolerance.

MikeR

ATTENTION USENET: CANCEL AMBER ALERT.

Damn, my boat is missing

Daveb

Is this Cliffnoid the ignorant bastard? I thought you had been put in the Home for the terminaly fuckwitted.

Or do they know you are gone?

Kinch the Kretain got the AmberAlert wrong....perhaps he would care to post your escape...

Gunner

"[L]iberals are afraid to state what they truly believe in, for to do so would result in even less votes than they currently receive. Their methodology is to lie about their real agenda in the hopes of regaining power, at which point they will do whatever they damn well please. The problem is they have concealed and obfuscated for so long that, as a group, they themselves are no longer sure of their goals. They are a collection of wild-eyed splinter groups, all holding a grab-bag of dreams and wishes. Some want a Socialist, secular-humanist state, others the repeal of the Second Amendment. Some want same sex/different species marriage, others want voting rights for trees, fish, coal and bugs. Some want cradle to grave care and complete subservience to the government nanny state, others want a culture that walks in lockstep and speaks only with intonations of political correctness. I view the American liberals in much the same way I view the competing factions of Islamic fundamentalists. The latter hate each other to the core, and only join forces to attack the US or Israel. The former hate themselves to the core, and only join forces to attack George Bush and conservatives." --Ron Marr

True sailors won't exen use gasoline so other chemical propellents are out of the question.

But they're not above using nuclear fusion to emit sunlight to heat air to generate wind.

I know the first temptation is to hurt something, but I'm thinking you handled it pretty well, myself. I'm also thinking the best way to handle the mass influx of genetic pollution here lately is to just not respond. Most of them are talking to themselves anyway. It's difficult to ignore terminal ignorance, tho'.

Anyone know of any killers being released from prison anytime soon? Ive got a couple cartons of cigarettes that would be a good trade for seeing the Noids head on a stick.

Gunner "[L]iberals are afraid to state what they truly believe in, for to do so would result in even less votes than they currently receive. Their methodology is to lie about their real agenda in the hopes of regaining power, at which point they will do whatever they damn well please. The problem is they have concealed and obfuscated for so long that, as a group, they themselves are no longer sure of their goals. They are a collection of wild-eyed splinter groups, all holding a grab-bag of dreams and wishes. Some want a Socialist, secular-humanist state, others the repeal of the Second Amendment. Some want same sex/different species marriage, others want voting rights for trees, fish, coal and bugs. Some want cradle to grave care and complete subservience to the government nanny state, others want a culture that walks in lockstep and speaks only with intonations of political correctness. I view the American liberals in much the same way I view the competing factions of Islamic fundamentalists. The latter hate each other to the core, and only join forces to attack the US or Israel. The former hate themselves to the core, and only join forces to attack George Bush and conservatives." --Ron Marr

The most pitiful ones are the ones who now have something, and who have completely forgotten where they came from. And treat those people badly.

Steve

Hurt something? I could do nothing so harmful as simply pointing out their foibles and their own words.

Though..Id love to see the video of the Noid being eviserated with a busted JD bottle, and after a slow fire built in his body cavity, decapitated with a piano wire. But hey...its only a fantasy Ive long held. I dont think we could find anyone to do it for the kind of money I could afford.

Gunner

"[L]iberals are afraid to state what they truly believe in, for to do so would result in even less votes than they currently receive. Their methodology is to lie about their real agenda in the hopes of regaining power, at which point they will do whatever they damn well please. The problem is they have concealed and obfuscated for so long that, as a group, they themselves are no longer sure of their goals. They are a collection of wild-eyed splinter groups, all holding a grab-bag of dreams and wishes. Some want a Socialist, secular-humanist state, others the repeal of the Second Amendment. Some want same sex/different species marriage, others want voting rights for trees, fish, coal and bugs. Some want cradle to grave care and complete subservience to the government nanny state, others want a culture that walks in lockstep and speaks only with intonations of political correctness. I view the American liberals in much the same way I view the competing factions of Islamic fundamentalists. The latter hate each other to the core, and only join forces to attack the US or Israel. The former hate themselves to the core, and only join forces to attack George Bush and conservatives." --Ron Marr