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Taoism: S*it happens. Hinduism: This s*it has happened before Confucianism: Confucius say: "s*it happens" Zen: What is the sound of s*it happening? Islam: If s*it happens, it is the will of Allah. Protestantism: S*it won't happen if I work harder. Catholicism: If s*it happens, I deserve it. Buddhism: It is only an illusion of s*it happening. Judaism: Why does s*it always happen to me? Jehovah's Witnesses: Knock, knock: "s*it happens" Atheism: There is no such thing as s*it. Agnosticism: Maybe s*it happens, maybe it doesn't. Televangelism: Send money or s*it will happen to you! Paganism: The Goddess is the s*it. Rastafarian: Smoke that s*it!
metta (lovingkindness)