OT: Google failure

But someone can! Read the explanation linked to on the right side of the page.

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"Pax Americana is a philosophy. Hardly an empire. Making sure other people play nice and dont kill each other (and us) off in job lots is hardly empire building, particularly when you give them self determination under "play nice" rules.

Think of it as having your older brother knock the shit out of you for torturing the cat." Gunner

Googlebombing 'failure'

9/16/2005 12:54:00 PM Posted by Marissa Mayer, Director of Consumer Web Products

If you do a Google search on the word [failure] or the phrase [miserable failure], the top result is currently the White House?s official biographical page for President Bush. We've received some complaints recently from users who assume that this reflects a political bias on our part. I'd like to explain how these results come up in order to allay these concerns.

Google's search results are generated by computer programs that rank web pages in large part by examining the number and relative popularity of the sites that link to them. By using a practice called googlebombing, however, determined pranksters can occasionally produce odd results. In this case, a number of webmasters use the phrases [failure] and [miserable failure] to describe and link to President Bush's website, thus pushing it to the top of searches for those phrases. We don't condone the practice of googlebombing, or any other action that seeks to affect the integrity of our search results, but we're also reluctant to alter our results by hand in order to prevent such items from showing up. Pranks like this may be distracting to some, but they don't affect the overall quality of our search service, whose objectivity, as always, remains the core of our mission.

Typical bullshit tricks from the Left.

Gunner

"Pax Americana is a philosophy. Hardly an empire. Making sure other people play nice and dont kill each other (and us) off in job lots is hardly empire building, particularly when you give them self determination under "play nice" rules.

Think of it as having your older brother knock the shit out of you for torturing the cat." Gunner

I think "miserable failure" is the complete one.

Apparently the rightwing fundies have been desperatedly trying to bomb it back to Hillary or Shumer but have been unable to get enough support.

So it stays where it is.

Jim

So you are admitting the Left is up to their usual tricks?

Like electon tampering....

Gunner

"Pax Americana is a philosophy. Hardly an empire. Making sure other people play nice and dont kill each other (and us) off in job lots is hardly empire building, particularly when you give them self determination under "play nice" rules.

Think of it as having your older brother knock the shit out of you for torturing the cat." Gunner

"Gunner Asch" wrote

They're tampering with the electrons again? Time to get out the foil hats.

Steve

Oh I forgot, only the right wingers are allowed to use dirty tricks. When their on the receiving end they whine and blubber about how unfair it is...

Jim

Typical "humorous" bullshit tricks from the Left. Actually no more than a prank.

At least they are not as harmful as the bullshit tricks coming from the slime in the White House like Rove and his ilk.

Abrasha

Did they ever stop? After all...electrons are real. So the Left wishes they were something else..say...tofu. They are trying to pass a law that electrons are tofu and politically correct.

Gunner

"Pax Americana is a philosophy. Hardly an empire. Making sure other people play nice and dont kill each other (and us) off in job lots is hardly empire building, particularly when you give them self determination under "play nice" rules.

Think of it as having your older brother knock the shit out of you for torturing the cat." Gunner

Got cites? Ask the Daleys.

Snicker......

Gunner

"Pax Americana is a philosophy. Hardly an empire. Making sure other people play nice and dont kill each other (and us) off in job lots is hardly empire building, particularly when you give them self determination under "play nice" rules.

Think of it as having your older brother knock the shit out of you for torturing the cat." Gunner

Last year I was amused to find that if you Googled for the phrase "powered skip" (without the quotes), the top site was Sun Microsystems. Unfortunately it's fallen a few places down the list now, but it was funny!

Chris

Let the record show that Gunner Asch wrote back on Sat, 17 Sep 2005 19:43:35 GMT in rec.crafts.metalworking :

Or the Sims. Not the computer program simulations, the current County executive, and his nephew (who lives in Virginia); the guy who believes that 99.8% accuracy (as in the current voter lists) is a better rate than most banks. But as long as the invisible people vote Democrat, what does he care?

tschus pyotr

Will that be available in a kung pao variety? For the REALLY PC? And don't electrons have an electrical charge? What are they going to do for the neutral ilk? It would surely be discriminatory not to have something for them.

Sounds like we are in for some hefty government $tudie$.

Steve

Indeed. Particularly since they are in the process of firing all scientises and replacing with carrd readers, Fun Shui instrutors and so forth.

Gunner

"Pax Americana is a philosophy. Hardly an empire. Making sure other people play nice and dont kill each other (and us) off in job lots is hardly empire building, particularly when you give them self determination under "play nice" rules.

Think of it as having your older brother knock the shit out of you for torturing the cat." Gunner

Inelegent Design?

Jim