OK, everybody, you convinced me, I'll pay up.
Let me tell you the whole story.
Several years ago, I was putting a new drain valve on a low spot in my irrigation line and I didn't have the correct gate valve. So, I sent my better half to town to get what she could find and ended up installing a POS Chinese one from the discount store. (This is four feet under ground and reached by putting a vertical pipe over the handle and then a stick and fork)
Well, just before freeze up, I try to drain the line and the handle broke off. No big deal, I get the back hoe to dig it out. BUT, I for got the line Tee from the main four feet at this header and I hit the main with the backhoe and bust it all up. Now I'm in trouble. It took week to get the parts, about $400 worth. it rained in the mean time and the hole was a slimy mess. I turned out I had to dig the line up for thirty feet in the mud and most of it by hand. I ended up spending four days on the job. it was so muddy, that I couldn't use the loader to push the dirt back in the hole, the tractor just would spin the rear tires.
The drain Valve I got, didn't look that much better, so I said, I'll put a four foot culvert down to it. Nice and large, keep the valve handle out in the open. I hook a chain on to the culvert and drive back to the shop. The kid has parked his car where I should go, the wife has parked eight feet to the other side. I'm a slime ball mess, so I try driving the tractor right between the cars. I should have looked back sooner, that culvert caught on the concrete lip and stood straight up. It must have taken 15 seconds before it started tipping over, of course directly at her car.
Then I made my biggest mistake, I blamed her for parking all her stuff in front of my shop.
We had turned in a total loss to insurance a year ago and a fender bender shortly before that. So, I shopped for a used hood thinking I could just paint it myself. I'm worried the company will jack out rates for being accident prone.
Anyway, that ten dollar valve is costing about $1200 to replace and about four days of the most awful work you could ever do. Plus, the wife will tell this story for years.
Karl