So I got up to take a leak last night, and there's this mysterious red dot at the base of my dining room window which overlooks a lake. Could it be the laser from Wieber's sniper scope shining up from his SEAL dinghy? Nope, just the charging LED on my motorcycle helmet intercom. Whew! Close one.
Let that be a lesson to anyone who makes fun of the mighty and amazing Wieber. You will have to live your life in fear... of him dying at his keyboard while typing out lengthy descriptions of how he tracks down and takes care of "terrorists."