"He's lied, he's cheated, he screws Americans and non Americans alike.. Who would be better to run the CIA?", said GW in a press release today.
When asked for a comment, JI stated,
"I invented this whole business, and leaned how to ignore things that I don't like, and bypass laws I don't like. The Bubbas (GW and my life partner who I met in jail) will be covering my backside - but only one at a time!"