Hell,Underworld (AP) In a surprising turn of events,a third party cadidate,the Antichrist,pulled an upset victory out of the sulphur smelling ashes of defeat in the US election.He attributed it to the efforts of one of his right hand men who convinced members of the RMS community to vote. He immediately ordered all citizens to get the number 666 stamped on their foreheads. First in line,someone identified only as "Vess" saying"Anything,at least it's not Bush!"