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> CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED
>
> * 1. Schizophrenia -- Do You Hear What I Hear?
>
> * 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are >
> * 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas
>
> * 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
>
> * 5. Manic - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores
> and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and..... >
> * 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
>
> * 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
>
> * 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna
> Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
>
> * 9. Attention Deficit Disorder -- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy -
> can I have a chocolate? Why is the moon so far away?
>
> * 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- (To the tune of Jingle Bells) Empty the
> ashtrays, Empty the ashtrays, Empty the ashtrays, Empty the ashtrays, Empty the
> ashtrays, Empty the ashtrays, Empty the ashtrays, Empty the ashtrays, Empty the
> ashtrays, Empty the ashtrays, Empty the ashtrays, Empty the ashtrays, Empty the
> ashtrays, Empty the ashtrays, Empty the ashtrays, Empty the ashtrays, Empty the
> ashtrays, Empty the ashtrays, Empty the ashtrays, Empty the ashtrays, Empty the
> ashtrays, Empty the ashtrays, Empty the ashtrays, Empty the ashtrays, Empty the
> ashtrays, .....
> ]
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