On the SEL, there's currently a bit of to-ing and fro-ing about the appropriate nomenclature for spanners. I admit to having diverted the discussion to my own ends. I threw the dreadful things that (used to?) happen to apprentices into the pot.
Craftsman: "'Ere, yowf, go an' gerrus a long weight." Apprentice: "Certainly, Master!"
Apprentice: "My Master has sent me for a long weight." Storeman:" "No problem, lad, over there in the corner out of the way."
Can anyone improve on a bottle of bubbles for a spirit-level?
Regards
Pete