OT but probably equally applicable to engines.
Only very rarely have I attempted to flog stuff through magazine ads etc and I have recently been reminded why - it's a right royal pain in the a**e!
I decided that the frame and forks which came from Kim as part of the Cyclemaster deal deserved a more appreciative home, particularly as I have now been given an old Raleigh roadster bicycle which will suit the C-M so I submitted an ad to 'Buzzing', the journal of the National Autocycle and Cyclemotor Club.
I describing the frame as honestly as I could (I included the phrase "would suit enthusiastic welder"), so, why do I get calls from people who then expressing surprise that it is not a complete example in pristine condition and ready to ride away? Then there are the ones who 'might be interested' if you could bring it up to the outer Hebrides so they could have a look, and those that seem to be lonely souls who just want a natter.
Now I am waiting for a call from someone who was supposed to be contacting me this morning to come and have a look at lunchtime. If that call doesn't materialise, what do I tell the guy who is phoning this evening to see if it's still available?
No wonder my life is so cluttered with stuff which I really ought to find a good home for - I know I will end up selling my old radios to a dealer for next-to-nothing just to avoid the aggro of the tyre kickers etc.