A bit of humour for the festive season

A Dad is on his way home a bit late from the office when he realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he has! not bought her a gift. So he stops at a toy store to buy his daughter a Barbie. Inside he sees a Barbie display and asks the salesgirl how much the Barbies are.

The girl responds: "Which one? We have:

Gymnasium Barbie: £19.95 Volleyball Barbie: £19.95 Shopping Barbie: £19.95 Surfer Barbie: £19.95 Disco Barbie: £19.95 and DivorcedBarbie: £299.95

Shocked, the man asks, "why is Divorced Barbie £299.95 when all the other Barbies are £19.95?"

Exasperated, the girl responds:

"Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with":

Ken's Car Ken's House Ken's Boat Ken's furniture Ken's jewelry Ken's money Ken's computer and Ken's best friend...

Reply to
Chris Wilson
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No doubt Divorced Ken costs £1.99, as he comes bare foot and dressed only in his underwear!

Reply to
:::Jerry::::

SNIPPED>>

Don't get married....

Just find a woman you hate...... ...and give them a house and a car.

Much less grief!!!

SFS

Reply to
Stu

Got a Barbie for a young girl in Australia, apparently they set fire to it and covered it in sausages

Reply to
Mike

And his trains are in a box in his Mum's loft!

Reply to
Duncan

lol

Reply to
Robert Wilson

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