Hi,
For those of us reaching more mature years, we are forgiven the occasional lapse in memory etc. The well known euphemism is a 'senior moment'. Usually used in reference to the mature females.
For us blokes, usually not quite so refined, and especially those who undertake modelling, we have our own special excuse...............
It is known as a 'CRAFT moment; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; C Can't R Remember A A F F***ing T Thing