Emma

Before you criticise someone,you shouldwalk a mile in there shoes, that way when you criticise them, you are a mile away and you have there shoes.

Ian Gearing

Tent without legs?

Canopy?

-- Cheers Roger T.

Cue for mouldy old joke.

What's the difference between a rich Scotsman, a poor Scotsman and a dead Scotsman?

A rich Scotsman has a canopy over his bed. A poor Scotsman has a can o' pee under his bed. A dead Scotsman cannae pee at all.

Do I detect a note of paranoia setting in.

DAS

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works

Ian Gearing

If a husband standing alone in a vast forest speaks, is he still wrong?

"Herman613B" wrote

I've got the perfect solution to that problem, exit stage left to the pub and fake deafness when the mobile phone rings & rings! ;-)

John.

Mmm, feisty!

:-))

-- Brian "I know about kittens and knitting. Will that do?"

NO Woman ever won an argument with ME ! Not even my ex-Wife.

(Just wait for the follow-ups' to this one!).

David. ~{ 8-o

Methinks you're just asking for trouble David :)

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"David F." wrote

Hey, you're a star! Can I have your autograph please! ;-)

John.

"Emma" wrote

Well, I had to wonder.... To explain, it is not the first we have had someone here who used a sudenim, and yours could have been your initals, E.M.M.A... For instance I work with a guy called Dave, and his intials are D.A.M.E. ! (Poor sod.... cue song from South Pasific!!!)

I don't think it was sad, and I guess there are 90% of us here that were curious to weather you were a female or a male using his initals etc....

Anyway, all things apart!!! Nice to have a mixed group... We certinatly see more ladies working on footplates of the kettles these days, so why not the models!!!

From Me... Welcome..

TTFN

Andy

I thought he ment the DIY shop! Er. C&U ! (Go back one letter!) or Home Based !

Andy

"Keith Norgrove" wrote > >Isn't a tent without walls called an awning?

Or caravan!

Andy

Makes life worth living, once in a while!

David.

B&T?? C&R?? In Canada and US, the biggest is Home Depot.

No doubt he would probably be accused of barking up the wrong tree... ;-) Colin.

If he's a lumberjack, then he's OK. ;-)

A pink tutu in a green forest? His taste in clothing is suspect!